The Problem with Fake Pumpkins

There is something about fall that brings out the country look everywhere. Probably some deep evolutionary response to the harvest season. Or maybe just decades of marketing. It usually starts in August, peaks in late September, and by October, Christmas has taken over.

But during those glorious days of fall advertising-season, it is all scarecrows and hay bales. And of course, pumpkins.

Sometimes it is so fun to go to a local pumpkin patch, pick out a pumpkin from their fields and get a gallon of apple cider. Sometimes it is a pain because it’s still in the 80s every afternoon, yellow jackets are everywhere, and those pumpkins are really heavy. And the farmers market ones are expensive, especially if you want different colored ones.

So one day at Target you see a really cute display. They are fake, of course, but look pretty all together, especially with some fake gourds mixed in. And that little weathered sign that says “welcome fall.”. So you add to the cart. Or maybe you are a little more upscale and you go for the expensive Funkins, which can be carved. I used to save up for one a year, to eventually amass a grouping of them carved in the shape of fall leaves.

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Now you don’t have to worry about them rotting on the porch in the September heat. When Christmas advertising season rolls around, you can just stick them in the basement. What’s not to like?

I’ve written before about James Howard Kunstler, and his theory that the countryside is disappearing in part because Americans love the countryside.  They each want a piece, so they divide it up and swallow it.  This feels a little like that.  We love the idea of the fall harvest look, so we copy it.  But we do it in a way that destroys any actual fall harvesting in our communities.

Every fake pumpkin that is bought is a real pumpkin that didn’t get bought. It is a local farm that wasn’t visited, a farmer’s market stand passed over. It is choosing convenience and cheapness over an easy chance to enrich your local economy. It is a choice to instead enrich a factory far away churning out fake squash. I am now imagining a factory in Cambodia, the workers laughing at us, thinking what is this and why are people paying for it?

And really, it is hilarious. We pave over farms to build suburbs that we decorate to look like farms. But do we at least support the remaining local farms as we decorate? No. We do not.  Our decorations are the most superficial thing possible, because they are the very opposite of what we value. At least there won’t be any crows on the front porch.

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The problem with fake pumpkins is that they are another piece of junk that chips away at a local economy. They are more styrofoam adding to the mountain of trash in our country. They are one more emblem of a world we destroyed and now so poorly try to imitate.

There are a lot of problems with no solution. But this one is easy.

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By Katie Shaw

Katie lives in Virginia with her husband, three daughters, a chocolate lab, and over thirty chickens. She loves creating simple tutorials for sourdough, bread, and soap. Her recipes, articles, and YouTube videos reach millions of people per year.

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7 Comments

  1. I couldn’t agree more! But I don’t buy pumpkins, I grow them ๐Ÿ˜Š and use them to decorate and make them into pies, breads and soups all winter long.

  2. Hi Katie!
    Love your blog and ideas!
    While I completely get and agree with what you are saying, maybe moderation. is key here.
    For instance, we decorate for Halloween/Fall in mid-September and usually buy our real pumpkins (at least 6-8 of them) in early October. Well, this year that backfired, as due to weather, they have got waterlogged and started rotting, so we had to trash them and will have to go buy more. Pumpkins, as with everything else these days, are expensive!
    So, if folks feel they want or need to supplement decor with fake items such as pumpkins that they use year after year, like we do, I see no harm in it.
    We had to throw out over $60.00 worth of pumpkins simply due to weather and, we are not please about it. That is a lot of money! Does rbis happen every year? No. Will we buy more real ones? Absolutely, as long as there are some good ones to choose from this close to Halloween.
    So, love you, love your blog, but please realize why people buy what they buy. Our community has a large number of struggling families and if they buy plastic or foam decor at Dollar Tree or, wherever, because it is affordable and most importantly, reusable, so be it.
    A lot of folks in our community also take their used Jack o’ Lanterns after Halloween and leave them in washes and other easily accessible places for deer and other animals to eat.
    Thank you for the informed heads-up and have an amazing Halloween and Fall season.

  3. โ€œWe pave over farms to build suburbs that we decorate to look like farms.โ€ SO GOOD.

    I took the kids to the pumpkin patch 36 weeks pregnant last year and I was so crotchety about the whole thing and also spent a mortifying amount on decorative gourds because I didnโ€™t have a small bill. HEREโ€™S YOUR PUMPKIN, KIDS. THANK THE LORD MAMA DIDNโ€™T GO INTO LABOR. Idyllic!

    1. Haha! Iโ€™ve been there for four years of preschool in a row and I am done. And school trips always take you to a sub-par pumpkin field!